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My humor is anything but flaccid.
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Old 01-06-2010, 05:01 PM
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Your flaccid humour does not absolves your sins, half breed.
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Old 01-06-2010, 05:33 PM
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So the Braves signed Troy Glaus.... exciting.
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Old 01-06-2010, 05:39 PM
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Hopefully they signed a crate of 'roids too.
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Old 01-06-2010, 05:40 PM
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The Braves are an honorable team and ABOVE THAT!
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Old 01-06-2010, 10:39 PM
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They are pretty much playing for second in the division.
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Old 01-06-2010, 11:12 PM
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The story of all Atlanta teams.
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:27 AM
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Big amazing news about the Hall!

Spoiler:
BILL Hall, that is. He goes to the red sox to complete the Kotchman Deal.

Oh, I got you good, oohohohhahahahahhahahahHHAHHAohmanyeshahahahahOH MY GOD It'S A Bag of Electric Eels, they're eating my face, NOOOOOOoooooo!
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Old 01-09-2010, 10:26 PM
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I thought it was gonna be about the Hall of Fame. You tricky bastard.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:29 AM
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The Eels! They're merciless!
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http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4897641

Does anyone want me to kick it or anything?
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Old 02-08-2010, 03:45 PM
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Defecate on it's head.
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Old 02-08-2010, 07:51 PM
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Does anyone want me to kick it or anything?
Gah.

Yeah, kick it.
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:06 AM
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poor johnny damon. nobody wants him or his noodle arm.
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:11 AM
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I think there comes a time when a player has to tell his agent that you know what, let's just take the deal.

From what I heard, the Yankees offers to Damon were probably the biggest he was going to get.
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:03 AM
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I think there comes a time when a player has to tell his agent that you know what, let's just take the deal.

From what I heard, the Yankees offers to Damon were probably the biggest he was going to get.
he wasn't willing to take a pay cut and he's not worth $13 million.

he'll have to take a cheap one-year deal like bobby abreu did last year and hope he can parlay that into a bigger deal in '11.

i bet he ends up with the reds.
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What an awesome offseason the Braves are having. Wait.... no they're not
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:05 AM
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Could be worse, you could be a Mets fan.
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:07 AM
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Yeah I'd rather die.

But hey... look on the bright side. We got rid of Der- no wait... not the shitty one... that's right Vasquez the fucking awesome one .

But we did acquire... Melky Cabrera.

Oh and lets not forget Troy Glaus... man he used to be somewhat relevant... maybe the nostalgia will be enough to fuel his numbers.
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They might get Damon too!
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:27 PM
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Might. BUT... Vasquez burns even still.
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Grab some bench Frank.
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