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Old 12-20-2006, 04:47 PM
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like a gay man can't enjoy a tight vagina every now and then
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Yes, it's called an anus.
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Old 12-22-2006, 08:28 AM
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God I wish I had vestigial bat wings. :cpissedatgod:
the new pissed at god smiley sucks
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:02 AM
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Old 12-23-2006, 09:40 AM
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This was the most Morg has ever made me laugh.

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Old 12-24-2006, 11:34 PM
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Sorry to post from the Hype but I think someone's going to have a bruised ego

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Unless that's an insult.
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Old 12-24-2006, 11:38 PM
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Old 12-24-2006, 11:43 PM
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I don't know, but I'm not going to take it as a compliment. Me being 5x more awesome than Holly goes unsaid. As an insult? Too horrible to comprehend. So I'm just going to take it as an indication of attractiveness, putting me 5 rungs above Holly on the sexy ladder, making me comparable to...oh, William H. Macy.
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Old 01-02-2007, 09:50 AM
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Old 01-15-2007, 10:57 AM
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One day Elijya came home and Mike was hanging out in his apartment sniffing his girlfriends panties while eating a balony sammich. Elijya's like "C'mon Mike we talked about this" Slacker Mike says "You're just like my dad man, man, c'mon man, I just want some fucking chips man." Elijya smiles and and looks at the camera with a smile and says "That Mike, he's a loveable fuck up."

Then Mike stabbed him, took 20 bucks and layed on the couch to watch The Amazing Race, because he like the Amazing Race.

That's an example of the Slacker that IS Mike.
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:19 PM
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:25 PM
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I say we adopt these rules.

No commas in usernames. Kevin and The Comicboy are two separate people from now on.

Only quote one quote. It will quote everything, including other quotes, for a very long time, and it bugs me.

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How about you take those balls out of your mouth and stop hating? That should totally be a rule.
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Uh Ohh, GAYRAGE!
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lol. You made my whole day.
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LOL you turn into the hulk but pink and FABOULUS
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Old 01-19-2007, 02:07 AM
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lol, Sorry
More pr00f that the Hype is funnier than this haven

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"Most people don't even know what the hell is going on in Iraq. Or with China."

My dad told me those words last week and when I was in the shower a couple of minutes ago.

I thought about those words and they sunk in. What the hell is China doing, that got my dad to say this!?
LMFAO
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:46 AM
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This was a dumber idea than that one time Morg walked into Sam Goody's because he was curious.
Assassin isn't happy about the fact half his posts have been consigned to the garbage :mrgreen:
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:06 PM
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jimmy, i was trying to type your name and i typed kimmy twice and himmy once before i fount the jay.
You could put an alf avatar next to this post and I'd think it was 2003 again.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:49 PM
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BTW Jessiluka, no limit on images in posts is
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I thought the limit was 12.
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Crap. It's 11.


Now I'm dead inside. Thanks Kipobe.
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i jut thought this funny. it was magic like?
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:45 AM
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Hahaha, I totally forgot about it.
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"Most people don't even know what the hell is going on in Iraq. Or with China."

My dad told me those words last week and when I was in the shower a couple of minutes ago.

I thought about those words and they sunk in. What the hell is China doing, that got my dad to say this!?

Also, I wanted to say, if anyone has watched a lot of the Dick Van Dyke show?


"......BALLS McGee.....Maury Amsterdam"....lol
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Old 05-22-2007, 01:01 AM
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Oh Morg, mod of the Hype
No one treats you right
They mock you for banning
You ban them for spamming
And I still love you despite

Oh Morg, perv of the Hype
Underage girls your delight
Some call you creepy
And that hurts me deeply
Becasue I love you despite

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I love the "They mock you for banning, you ban them for spamming" part.
Sounds like a good Judas Priest song.
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:16 AM
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:59 AM
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I thought ATP was a bike. In some Wilhelm picture. kypade and ATP are bikes?
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Old 05-22-2007, 12:05 PM
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Old 05-22-2007, 12:10 PM
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She's gas powered, I'm man-powered.

That's quite gross.
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Old 05-22-2007, 12:12 PM
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Ewwwww. No I'm not! Spoons is obviously inserting his penis into me while grabbing my boob handles and that's what makes me move
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Old 05-22-2007, 12:14 PM
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The picture comes from
"I grab her tits like motorcycle handles"
"It's amazing how hard you latch on"
So yes, anime mouth of exertion.
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:48 PM
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I meant because you're trying to use yahoo messenger smilies here
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:09 PM
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Who are you hoping to attract? Strangers who wouldn't like the real you?
They'll hear about this hot new upstart in Wired magazine or something?
Strangers mostly. Some children. Strange children.

And also take for instance Poster X. I think Poster X is a tool, but other people on this site like Poster X. I know they would like the site better if Poster X was here, and the more people, the better for everyones entertainment. If I dog on Poster X every minute of every day, Poster X is likely to feel he/she is unwanted at the site, and leave. Yet if various other posters on site dog on Poster X, they are likely to feel only as though they are assholes, and stay.

Additionally, I don't want LSP to come off as my little Internet clique. I think this is the problem with many spin-off sites. Why they fail. They become so exclusive that three people are left talking to themselves. If I were to just fully attack attack attack, LSP, I feel, would quickly turn to that.

Finally, I think Jess has plans for the site. Eventually, non-Hype people might very well start coming here. They likely would not stay long if an Admin was a dick.

So while I do not feel that we will be featured on the pages of Wired or any other magazine any time soon, I still would like the site to succeed, if only on a small level as it is now. I feel that if by toning myself down just a little this can be better accomplished, then it's worth it.

I know that in this exciting modern world we live in that most people are full of shit. But quite honestly, I really do want LSP to be a place where people can come together and pass some time, without feeling that they are excluded, censored, or otherwise fucked with...at least by a moderator.

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Old 05-22-2007, 06:13 PM
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Jess's friend A: Next on the agenda, I'd like to discuss a recent book I read about a woman overcoming adversity to achieve her dreams.

Haha. Someday, before I die, I will know five languages and I will have created a real front page for this site. I have big plans for technical beauty and masterful website design. And maybe some content. Maybe.

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