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Old 06-15-2009, 11:16 PM
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you wouldn't be so pissy if you'd get more sleep.
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:24 PM
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this site is a piece of fuck


1. unkempt tivos
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3. brodie
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:24 PM
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I'd clean this out but I need to pee
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:47 PM
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this site is a piece of fuck


1. unkempt tivos
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3. brodie
I'll give you point 2., yes.
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:20 AM
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are you SMJOKING
haha, tivo
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:52 AM
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this site is a piece of fuck


1. unkempt tivos
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3. brodie
I'm a scourge.
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:05 AM
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I still love you, James of Wisconsinstein.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:32 PM
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someone once told me "if they're bleedin, I'm breedin"

it was nice cause it rhymed.
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"If there's grass on the field, play ball" and the worst "if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me" <---- I'm starting to think that Yim made that one up
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that one's always been hardcore.
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I heard a guy say "once they learn to crawl they're in the right position."


It was probably kypade.
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I heard a phrase once, I thin kit was "Acceptable guidelines for Appropriate ages for Sexual activity vary from region to region, but in Western Society it is not unexpected for a 16 year be sexually active"

I almost hit the guy.

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Old 06-16-2009, 08:53 PM
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hahahahahahahahahaha! that is gold.
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:10 PM
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:12 PM
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HAIL BRODIE
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Old 06-17-2009, 01:43 AM
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Brodie.
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Old 06-17-2009, 02:45 AM
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Yesterday was a good day for Brodie.
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Old 06-17-2009, 07:41 AM
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But not so much for Poland.
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:12 PM
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I wanna bang a sad goth chick... just to see what it's like to bang an utterly depressed and mopey woman.
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You could always bang a normal woman twice in row.

This week is Brodie week
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:13 PM
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I think that was a -1.
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:14 PM
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you're biased
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:16 PM
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clearly
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:17 PM
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Okay, Wilhelm, I've figured it out. From now on, every time you come to one of my posts read it like this:

I'm sitting in a large chair. It's 2:30 in the morning. The lights are off. I'm wearing a smoking jacket. A bottle of scotch is in one hand. I'm drumming the other one on the arm of the chair. You come in. You're surprised to see me. I suspect you've been with another man all night.


aaaaaand go!
I think this made me disturb the neighbors.
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:34 PM
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This week is Brodie week
that one is really, really good


i hate giving brodie compliments, too, so you know how good it was
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Old 06-22-2009, 03:14 PM
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Brodie!
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Old 06-22-2009, 03:16 PM
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I also whipped out one good rap, and one pretty bad rap.
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Old 06-22-2009, 03:17 PM
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This is like when Kobe came back and was the all-star god after he raped that chick in Denver.
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Old 06-22-2009, 03:18 PM
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It is, but instead of a Denver Chick, I raped Decency.
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Old 06-22-2009, 03:32 PM
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For your consideration, Decency's picture:

Spoiler:
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Old 06-22-2009, 03:33 PM
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Ewww... that was cruel.
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Old 06-22-2009, 03:35 PM
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The best thing about fucking a BBW is you can tit fuck them anywherem just grab a hold of some fat like you work at whole foods and enter with your schlong erect
Except the back of the knees and the ankles and other miscellaneous areas that wouldn't get you erect anyways
And if the dude has a beer belly you can fuck his navel
ONLY IF ITS AN INNIE

although I can see Holly riding a dude's outie
in his Audi
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Old 06-22-2009, 03:44 PM
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lube sweat
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Old 06-22-2009, 03:47 PM
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I just threw up a little.
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Old 06-22-2009, 05:06 PM
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The best thing about fucking a BBW is you can tit fuck them anywherem just grab a hold of some fat like you work at whole foods and enter with your schlong erect
Except the back of the knees and the ankles and other miscellaneous areas that wouldn't get you erect anyways
And if the dude has a beer belly you can fuck his navel
ONLY IF ITS AN INNIE

although I can see Holly riding a dude's outie
in his Audi
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