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Old 01-29-2010, 02:53 PM
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:17 PM
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:24 PM
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Old 02-04-2010, 03:59 PM
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Old 02-14-2010, 01:20 AM
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i'd date her in that outfit.
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And as we were having hot sweaty sexy sex id rub her shell and whisper "leonardo leads, donatello does machines (thats a fact jack), raphael is cool but rude (gimme a break), michaelangelo is a party dude (parrrrty)

and right as i climax scream out "these turtle boys dont cut em no slack"
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:27 AM
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Who would have thought a Valentine's Day thread would give us such goodies?

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A valentine for Babs





and one for Tuki




For Brodie




For jimmy




Pickles



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Old 02-16-2010, 09:33 AM
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:21 AM
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i wish my spine looked like that.
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:22 AM
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i wish my spine looked like that.


AHHHHH! spinal pack!
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:25 AM
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is that a SCREAMER?
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:25 AM
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:28 AM
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Old 02-18-2010, 08:23 PM
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The rare European Dyspraxic tries to fit in among the pack. Notice the forced look on his face. That is because he is trying as hard as he can to smile without falling down.









The Dyspraxic tries imitating the body language of the pack. To his left, a sophisticated pinky-up maneuver is on display. Perhaps the packmate is miming an order for tea. The European Dyspraxic attempts to replicate the gesture.








Here, the Dyspraxic has spotted complicated human machinery. He points at them, as if to say "I can't ride those."

I kinda got tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
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Old 02-18-2010, 08:40 PM
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I was stoned off my face in the first 2 pics.
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Old 02-18-2010, 09:48 PM
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Hahahaha that jake.
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Old 02-19-2010, 02:52 PM
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:14 PM
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I was stoned off my face in the first 2 pics.

stoned on what?
Donuts?

Kai, you're getting fat, there's no rhyme or reason for fat Irish people, you had a potato famine!
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:24 PM
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Trivia- the disease that caused the potatos to die actually started in America
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:49 PM
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stoned on what?
Donuts?

Kai, you're getting fat, there's no rhyme or reason for fat Irish people, you had a potato famine!
Getting?
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:53 PM
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Trivia- the disease that caused the potatos to die actually started in America
well, the potatoes themselves originated from America so that makes sense.


America saved French wine vineyards though, although the aphid that spread the disease came from America.




America giveth and America taketh away.
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:28 PM
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Tuk once told me that the key to LSP success is obesity.
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:32 PM
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except tuki is the only "successful" fatty
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:35 PM
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A sobering fact.
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:35 PM
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Tuki's other secret? He's not actually fat.
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:36 PM
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Then whyever would he be successful?
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:37 PM
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Cause he's not fat? Fatties get no where in life. Other than the fridge.
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Old 03-05-2010, 03:03 PM
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Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! My mouse and headphones came today! I already had head phones but...free is free and these are way better. I wonder if because this shit came if that means Kong shipped today. I need lube and quick!
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Why? Is the computer too big to fit through your doorway?
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Sounds like you just need more RAM.

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Old 03-12-2010, 03:32 PM
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should i walk home after work tonight? i kind of want to. but its five and a half miles and i only got zero minutes of sleep last night.
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no, i dont think you should. i picture you as Roger Ebert now and feel as though you need rest
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:43 PM
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Jesus christ. At least holly still capable of still being a cunt. Hahaha

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Old 03-12-2010, 09:41 PM
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Everything passes, everything changes. Just do what you think you should do.
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- Bob Dylan, "To Ramona."
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